Weird Things Girls Do in the Bathroom

Hey, ladies! Did you know it was International Women’s Day this Tuesday, on March 8th? It’s a pretty big holiday in my home country so everybody gets a day off, but it’s not as widely celebrated outside of former Soviet Union countries. I think it’s pretty awesome to have a special day when everybody celebrates the fact that we’re girls, just because! Today I have this funny compilation of hilarious and weird things girls do in the bathroom, and maybe you can share some of your funny quirks in the comments below, too.

AT HOME:

1 // Practice mermaid hair flip in the shower – Because if a cartoon character can do it, so can you, right? Totally logical. Totally.

2 // Make a bikini with shaving foam – You never know, it might be the next big thing called… a marshmallow swimsuit or something? And you already tried it on! [And on, and on, and on…]

3 // Pretend to be in a deodorant commercial – I always tend to over-apply spray deodorants. Always. And all because I pretend to be in one of those commercials where ladies wearing bleached white tanks apply it with their eyes closed, and the expression on their faces always looks like they just reached Nirvana. I’ll take me some zen!

4 // Make sure whoever uses the trash can next won’t see your feminine products. I am guilty of throwing a couple paper towels on top after disposing of my girly goodies, because the thought of someone glancing into the trash and seeing things is utterly embarrassing. Even worse, it could be a guest! Which is why I love the bright packaging of U by Kotex tampons and pads, because they are fun and bright, and the bright opaque wrappers are perfect for discreet disposal. Right now Target is offering a sweet Cartwheel deal for all U by Kotex products, click here to use this 15% off coupon and save majorly on your monthly essentials.

5 // Line up 10 different body butters, oils, moisturizers, lotions, and potions to use after the shower. Slap on some Vaseline and storm out the door, because you’re now running late after doing all of the the above.

IN PUBLIC PLACES:

1 // Wash the bangs – Back when I sported blunt fringe, I was faced with this daily struggle to keep it looking fresh and clean. Something about bangs rubbing against your forehead all day long makes them dirty in less than a day, so I would wash mine in public bathrooms and dry with a hand dryer. I always had a tiny bottle of hairspray with me to set the newly washed strands in place. Needless to say, I decided to grow out my hair once and for all because all that hassle was more than I could handle on a regular basis.

2 // Check your undies – Okay, I know it’s totally weird, but I bet we all do it! To prevent stains and feel comfy on-the-go I’ve been using SweetSpot Labs On-the-Go Wipes with Grapefruit and Verbena. The bright packaging alone is to die for, and 98% natural ingredients provide soothing relief and make me feel instantly refreshed. Target is offering 15% off coupon for SweetSpot Labs wipes and washes, so now I have a good excuse to try the rest of the line.

3 // Reapply lipstick – Even if it’s already perfect.

Men think we’re crazy, but we just have more fun than they do, right ladies? If you want to stock up on your favorite Kotex goodies or try new SweetSpot Labs products, stop by your local Target!

Alright, it’s your time to share now! What are some of the weirdest things you do in the bathroom [public or at home]?

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