Hi minions, Queen Luna here! My human servant kept pestering me to pause my royal duties of lounging around, grooming, and playing with her designer lipsticks so I could finally sit down to write this column for you guys. Well, if you’re following her on Snapchat, then you already know that I’m alive and well, thanks to those nosy paparazzi-style shots. I mean what kind of person walks up to people and takes pictures of them while they sleep, and then broadcasts them for the entire world to see? That’s just creepy!
But whatever, she is forgiven for now. After all, a couple days ago she received a package that was clearly intended as an offering for me. Due to an unfortunate oversight I happen to lack the opposable thumbs required to open it, so she performed her duties well. What was in the package, you ask? Purina Pro Plan Shredded Blend for Cats [$13.99 for 3.2 lb, available here] – that’s me, in case there’s any confusion, so clearly not for the human. Lately I’ve gotten bored with my current meals, and even refused to eat sometimes. My human is stuck up on this notion that I am allergic to certain things [not badly, but enough to start itching and get teary eyes if I eat too much], but what good is the diet if I can’t stand my food anymore?
Purina Pro Plan Shredded Blend is not her idea of the perfect diet [what does she know anyway, she’s not a cat], but a girl needs her cheat days, so she finally gave in and let me have some. Guys, it was delicious! Imagine not having carbs for a year and then suddenly eating a slice of a scrumptious red velvet cake. If I could, I’d eat this every single day, but knowing her she will only let me have it as a special treat. Boooo! 🙁
All fabulous felines reading this, you’ve got to check out this page if you want to find out more about Purina Pro Plan Shredded Blend for Cats. It’s made with 40% salmon and chicken protein with added Vitamin A, Linoleic Acid, and Omega-6 fatty acids. Make sure to demand it from your humans with loud meows and furniture scratches, and if that doesn’t work there’s always a fool-proof plop on your back to reveal your glorious fuzzy belly. Mine falls for it every time.
Til next time, minions!
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